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Can't draw your way out of a paper bag? Try drawing with letters and numbers, and you'll... be in that bag awhile! Best leave it to Coolsig. (As usual...)

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      |          |          and Rabbit calculates ... 
      |      (__/           and Owl pontificates 
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